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The Luseke Club

One tier. One promise. The deepest seat at Uganda's loudest newsroom — plus the members-only Luseke Festival.

UGX 1,200,000per year
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The Manifesto

We don't write for everyone. We write for the people who need to know first — and who'll keep the story between us.

The Patron Circle is small on purpose. One tier, one price, every perk. No upsells, no add-ons, no holding back the good stuff for a higher plan. You're either in the room, or you're not.

What You Get

Guaranteed Luseke Festival Pass

Your seat at the annual Luseke Festival (our members-only gathering on a private Ssese island) is locked in — plus a +1 and full backstage access.

Members-Only Scoops

Stories we won't publish on the front page. The kind whispered first in the Patron feed, days before anyone else hears.

The Tip-Off — Weekly

Every Sunday: Kampala-to-Karamoja whispers, newsroom annotations, and the week's untold story — straight to your inbox.

Monthly Newsroom Q&A

Live, off-the-record sessions with our editors. Ask anything. Hear what didn't make print.

The Patron Dinner

One private dinner a year. Twelve seats. Editors, sources, fellow Patrons. Strictly off the record.

Ad-Free, Forever

Read everything we publish without a single banner or interruption. The newsroom, undiluted.

The Luseke Festival · Members Only

Three days. One private island. 600 members.

Every September, the Luseke Club gathers on a private Ssese island on Lake Victoria. Three stages of Ugandan music — Eddy Kenzo, Sheebah, Bobi Wine's live band — Pearl Kitchen long-table dinners with ten of Uganda's best chefs, and The Roundtable: off- record conversations with Ugandan founders, artists and political voices.

  • 12 – 14 September · Ssese Islands
  • Three nights, all meals, boat transfers — included
  • +1 guest pass and backstage access for every Luseke member
  • Secret stage, sunrise yoga, members-only film premiere

Patreon Premium Drops

What lives behind the Patreon paywall, every single month.

  • The Off-Record Edition

    Boda Stories' uncensored version — names, plate numbers, the lot.

  • Monthly Investigation Drop

    One long-form Ugandan investigation, members-only, every month.

  • The Wire Audio Room

    Weekly editors' WhatsApp voice notes from the newsroom floor.

  • Pre-Print Newspaper

    Tomorrow's Kampala Wire stories, in your inbox tonight.

  • Subscriber Discord

    A private room with editors, sources and fellow Luseke members.

One Tier · Everything Included

The Patron

UGX 1,200,000/ per year

Roughly UGX 100,000 a month — paid once, for the whole year.

  • Guaranteed Luseke Festival pass + guest
  • Backstage access at every Kampala Wire event
  • Members-only scoops dropped in your feed first
  • Weekly Tip-Off newsletter, every Sunday
  • Monthly editors' Q&A on WhatsApp
  • Annual private Patron dinner
  • Insider comments on every story
  • Early access to special reports & investigations
  • Ad-free reading, forever
  • A direct line to the newsroom

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